Robbo
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Jesus man
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by charlessurr
Ive jsut remembered the most embarrasing one...................We were watching an england match, cant remember atm, England scored and the pub went wild, beer everywhere etc etc.............they play the replay about 2mins later and she sees the goal, she stands up, her drink everywhere and shouts wahooooooooo!!!!!!!! hahaha
That is full blown comedy
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TheCam
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stuartmitchell
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My girlfriend thought the teacher was put in jail for calling her teddy bear "Buddha"
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Butler
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Girl im seeing asked me if race cars braked earlier
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Phi
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quote: Originally posted by RyanSxi
Missus isn't usually daft but she came out with this last night:
Me: Yeh a lass at work got a wii from argos today
Her: Oh right, did she order it while they were in stock then?
oh dear
idont get it....
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Icy
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quote: Originally posted by Corsa_phi
quote: Originally posted by RyanSxi
Missus isn't usually daft but she came out with this last night:
Me: Yeh a lass at work got a wii from argos today
Her: Oh right, did she order it while they were in stock then?
oh dear
idont get it....
me neither?
whats wrong with ordering one when its in stock?
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Marc
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Lass at work said she was going to die of thirstation today
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All Torque
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Convo between me, my ex and my mum:
Ex - "I've got to do a dyslexia test for college before my course starts"
Mum- "really, what does that involve?"
Me- "seeing if she tries to put a square brick in a circle hole... *laughing*"
Ex- "really? That sounds easy"
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Tommy L
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All Torque
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I also think its THICK AS SHIT when girls say they're chocoholic, since theres no such thing as 'Chocohol' (think about it).
[Edited on 11-12-2007 by All Torque]
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Robin
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There's no such thing as shopohol, or spendohol though Pete
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All Torque
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Exactly!
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Ally
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Im sorry but i have to add this. Last night Richie asked me if they made coffee from cocoa beans
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Dean_W
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
Im sorry but i have to add this. Last night Richie asked me if they made coffee from cocoa beans
Not all women are dense then..........Richie
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Tom
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A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.
I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation
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Richie
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
Im sorry but i have to add this. Last night Richie asked me if they made coffee from cocoa beans
Fuck. Off
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Dean_W
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.
I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation
Sedated........
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Dean_W
quote: Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.
I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation
Sedated........
Yes but not seduced
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by Richie
Fuck. Off
Dont get me started mr, you know i will pwn you
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Fonz
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bump
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Faye_2003
quote: Originally posted by VenomTurbo
seriously, we were in italy last year, full moon was out she said 'look at the moon isnt it nice? is that the same moon as what england has?'
oopz
my mate had not seen my brother for about 4months as he walked out of my door she said hello to him etc and said ' have you still got your tattoo's?'
he replied saying ' no i scrubbed em off with a wire brush' and she said ' bet that hurt'
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mwg
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what a lovely imaginary story
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3CorsaMeal
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Thats the magic Jimmy Bennett has left us with, whenever an old post comes up we have the added treasure of discovering another Jimmy Bennett story
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emicen
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by Dean_W
quote: Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.
I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation
Sedated........
Yes but not seduced
If the operation was getting a baby out then induced would be plausible. Although being induced doesn't happen with a c section so fuck knows.
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