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Neo

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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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13th Nov 09 at 12:16

quote:
Originally posted by pow
I couldn't imagine sleeping with a girl anything bigger than curvy

Meh your single, get on some

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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13th Nov 09 at 12:17

LMAO i like Doug...

previous member?

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13th Nov 09 at 12:17

Doug if you really are a new member your fit right in

Half Pint

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13th Nov 09 at 12:17

quote:
Originally posted by KingDoug
Please do not pity me I am still young, well not young only 20, I have the rest of my life to find the perfect heffer. or not as the case may be. I shall knight a heffer one day with my pork sword and shall feel this humble sense of achievement all you guys have

FFS, just get it done.... get out tonight and drink live you've never before. wait until the death of the night and look for the stray bullets making their way home.... find the heffer out of all the strays and steer her to your palace and make sweet sweaty love.

[Edited on 13-11-2009 by Half Pint]

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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13th Nov 09 at 12:19

ive decided Half Pint is the new field marshall of HEFFER

Neo

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13th Nov 09 at 12:19

Thats the way to do it

KingDoug

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Registered: 13th Oct 09
Location: Dorchester, Dorset
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13th Nov 09 at 12:20

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint

quote:
Originally posted by KingDoug
Please do not pity me I am still young, well not young only 20, I have the rest of my life to find the perfect heffer. or not as the case may be. I shall knight a heffer one day with my pork sword and shall feel this humble sense of achievement all you guys have

FFS, just get it done.... get out tonight and drink live you've never before. wait until the death of the night and look for the stray bullets making their way home.... find the heffer out of all the strays and steer her to your palace and make sweet sweaty love.

[Edited on 13-11-2009 by Half Pint]

Don't think the missus would be too happy waking up next to me and a heffer. Unless i could somehow convince her that she needs to have a 3sum with me and a heffer, then everything will be fine.

Half Pint

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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13th Nov 09 at 12:21

the mrs can hold the talc..... as you'll need some asssitance on your first heffer experince..

Tip... look for the damp patch or ask her to fart and look for the dust cloud...

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Location: Kent
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13th Nov 09 at 12:21

tony the tracking of the stray heffer is of epic proportions (litrally)

Neo

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13th Nov 09 at 12:21

Get it done

AND tbf, that'd truly make you king !

Ojc

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13th Nov 09 at 12:24

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
the mrs can hold the talc..... as you'll need some asssitance on your first heffer experince..

Tip... look for the damp patch or ask her to fart and look for the dust cloud...

ROLMFAO

Shell

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13th Nov 09 at 12:25

quote:
Originally posted by pow
I couldn't imagine sleeping with a girl anything bigger than curvy

What do you consider curvy Mr Pow?

KingDoug

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Registered: 13th Oct 09
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13th Nov 09 at 12:27

quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Get it done AND tbf, that'd truly make you king !

Curse you! Making me earn this crown

Matt L

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13th Nov 09 at 12:31

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
the mrs can hold the talc..... as you'll need some asssitance on your first heffer experince..

Tip... look for the damp patch or ask her to fart and look for the dust cloud...

OMFG LOL!!!

Never done a heffer and dont intend to tbh.

Half Pint

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13th Nov 09 at 12:36

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
the mrs can hold the talc..... as you'll need some asssitance on your first heffer experince..

Tip... look for the damp patch or ask her to fart and look for the dust cloud...

OMFG LOL!!!

Never done a heffer and dont intend to tbh.

you've not and never will live.....

this post saddens me with such single minded peeps...

Daimo B

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13th Nov 09 at 12:39

I went witha 12-14 girl...

That was my limit. I don't do tyres. They scare me, what with their veins and blubber hanging out.

I like to look at a hot body, not one that reminds me of a Walrus.

SetH

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13th Nov 09 at 12:40

If I am to be totally honest 12-14 with huge boobies, small waist and amazonian legs does it for me

KingDoug

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13th Nov 09 at 12:41

What about bubble butted girls? Tits are small but the ass is HUGE! Got to love a nice cushion between you and the beast.

Half Pint

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13th Nov 09 at 12:41

Damio think how i feel.... 5ft5" ... 7 1/2 stone bouncing around on a heffer it was a looniversity challange !

Neo

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13th Nov 09 at 12:41

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
If I am to be totally honest 12-14 with huge boobies, small waist and amazonian legs and a preggers bump does it for me

I'm a 6 - 10 man myself, however never get fixated on skinny weist over udder size tbh

pow

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13th Nov 09 at 12:43

quote:
Originally posted by Shelley

quote:
Originally posted by pow
I couldn't imagine sleeping with a girl anything bigger than curvy

What do you consider curvy Mr Pow?

Pics and i'll tell you

Half Pint

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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13th Nov 09 at 12:43

quote:
Originally posted by Neo

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
If I am to be totally honest 12-14 with huge boobies, small waist and amazonian legs and a preggers bump does it for me

I'm a 6 - 10 man myself, however never get fixated on skinny weist over udder size tbh

my mrs is a 6-8, could not marry one but definately good in 'hire car' mode

IntaCepta

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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13th Nov 09 at 12:45

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
Damio think how i feel.... 5ft5" ... 7 1/2 stone bouncing around on a heffer it was a looniversity challange !

Daimo B

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13th Nov 09 at 12:51

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
Damio think how i feel.... 5ft5" ... 7 1/2 stone bouncing around on a heffer it was a looniversity challange !

It just makes me think of this tbh

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