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Neo
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4th Mar 10 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
is that because moyles plays one song every 45mins?


This week has been shocking, just going on about the charity ride thing, not been funny or anything Scott Mills on the other hand this week has been pretty mediocre in comparison to his normal shitness, played shed loads and over run for the news every day so far
Matt L
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fro, drive up t'north the 350 needs a long drive
Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
This week has been shocking, just going on about the charity ride thing


That's been doing my head in but I think that's probably down to the fact most of the people doing it are twats

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4th Mar 10 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

are you saying jimmy carr is a twat?
Conway563
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4th Mar 10 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No Jimmy Carr I like
Russell Howard - Local so I like him but not as funny as he used to be
Fearne Cotton - Twat
David Walliams - Twat
Davina McCall - Twat
Miranda - Twat

Edited for Budgie to include the big twat

[Edited on 04-03-2010 by Conway563]
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you forgot the biggest twat in both senses.
that miranda 'im not funny just fat' forgetful name.

i get such rage about her. she annoys the fuck out of me.
Neo
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4th Mar 10 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
No Jimmy Carr I like
Russell Howard - Local so I like him but not as funny as he used to be
Fearne Cotton - Twat
David Walliams - Twat
Davina McCall - Twat



No Jimmy Carr: Wouldn't
Russell Howard: If I was gay, would. Reckon he'd be a right goer
Fearne Cotton: Would but would need a blindfold
David Walliams: Wouldn't
Davina McCall: Would !
Marander Hart: Wouldn't, far too tall and scares me, plus looks like she has been donkey punched far to many times.
Matt L
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4th Mar 10 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fern, would but she wouldnt be able to speak.

davina all night long

marander dont know who she is.

while on this subject though sandra bullock crept up my list last night didnt realise how fit she could be lol.
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
you forgot the biggest twat in both senses.
that miranda 'im not funny just fat' forgetful name.

i get such rage about her. she annoys the fuck out of me.


Oh yeah, nobodys spoken to her as far as I can tell and I'd rather not think of her at all TBH
I saw the other day her programme is in line to win a load of comedy awards It's got to be the most unfunny piece of shit I've ever seen
Neo
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4th Mar 10 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Matt L
while on this subject though sandra bullock crept up my list last night didnt realise how fit she could be lol.


Kirsten Dunst crept onto mine to, how nice do her tits look in Crazy/Beautiful ! 18 and pert
Conway563
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4th Mar 10 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I haven't thought about the list for a while. Rihanna has dropped out of it so need to make some adjustments
Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
It's got to be the most unfunny piece of shit I've ever seen


She has not only mastered the art of slagging off men in a way women love, but also is able to say things about women that men would be arrested for.

Her show annoyed me so much that I banned it in the house The girls ended up going over their parents to watch it instead
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Luckily Laura has similar tastes to me and thought it was shit
Neo
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She's a keeper !!
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
you forgot the biggest twat in both senses.
that miranda 'im not funny just fat' forgetful name.

i get such rage about her. she annoys the fuck out of me.


Oh yeah, nobodys spoken to her as far as I can tell and I'd rather not think of her at all TBH
I saw the other day her programme is in line to win a load of comedy awards It's got to be the most unfunny piece of shit I've ever seen


that programme was pure visual aids.
canned laughter.
predictable fucking 'jokes' and i say jokes very losely.

i discovered old people with no sense of humour thoroughly enjoy the programme.
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4th Mar 10 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm interested to hear whos on Mike and Matts lists now

And to see if they are on each others
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
I'm interested to hear whos on Mike and Matts lists now

And to see if they are on each others


you want my celeb list?

yes he is

[Edited on 04-03-2010 by Matt L]
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
I'm interested to hear whos on Mike and Matts lists now

And to see if they are on each others


Course Matts on mine

Shannyn Sossamon
Kirsten Dunst
Zooey Deschanel
Helena Bonham Carter
Pixie Lott
The Goddess that is Cheryl Tweedy
Hayley Williams


Quite a few others too tbh
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4th Mar 10 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just finished Mass Effect 2 epic ending.
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
fro, drive up t'north the 350 needs a long drive


o RLY?
Matt L
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4th Mar 10 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in no perticular order

cheryl,
hayley williams,
jennifer aniston (for some reason)
sandra bullock,
BOTH and only BOTH olsen twins other wise i wouldnt although if one came and offered it id mount her quicker than a quick thing on a very quick day.
kiera knightly (sp),
angelina jolie just cause she swings for both teams (apparently).

and biazarly the redhead in girls aloud god knows why.

[Edited on 04-03-2010 by Matt L]
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4th Mar 10 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
fro, drive up t'north the 350 needs a long drive


o RLY?


ya rly
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4th Mar 10 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
and biazarly the redhead in girls aloud god knows why.


I'm disturbed Matt
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
and biazarly the redhead in girls aloud god knows why.


I'm disturbed Matt


desperate times call for desperate measures.
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today is turning into a good day. just got back to the office, coffee with cream, a big fuck off piece of chocolate cake and a bonus going out tonight as well for my boss' birthday at some fancy bistro and he's paying for that too

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