RyanSxi
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Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I rapped the fresh prince of Bel Air theme tune over the sound system in a club down here a few weeks ago. Got so many drinks from people after that.
Called Pat Sharpe of Fun House fame a cunt in Magaluf.
Won a bottle of champagne after dancing on stage in Walkabout dressed as a Playboy Bunny  when I got given it was told not to spray it.....so instantly jumped on the podium, sprayed it, got kicked out.
Ended up fighting a bloke when I was dressed as Darth Vader after my attempted Jedi mind tricks to get him to buy me a drink failed.
Ill have to have look through all my pics on Facebook cos there are literally so many moments, I cant remember them all.
After seeing your regular pictures on facebook, I can easily believe all of these 
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3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by Blade_sri
i went into a night club and walked out
i went into a night club and danced
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Xs
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Registered: 12th Apr 02
Location: Lanarkshire
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Originally posted by Cole
erm all the usual stuff best one met some bird 15 mins later was shagging her in the corner of the vip area turns out she was a virgin after i had done the deed.
Pulled some bird taken them round the back of the club shagged them 30 mins after that going out with another one to do the same lol
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Cole]
I am calling shenanigans on that. 
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I rapped the fresh prince of Bel Air theme tune over the sound system in a club down here a few weeks ago. Got so many drinks from people after that.
Called Pat Sharpe of Fun House fame a cunt in Magaluf.
Won a bottle of champagne after dancing on stage in Walkabout dressed as a Playboy Bunny when I got given it was told not to spray it.....so instantly jumped on the podium, sprayed it, got kicked out.
Ended up fighting a bloke when I was dressed as Darth Vader after my attempted Jedi mind tricks to get him to buy me a drink failed.
Ill have to have look through all my pics on Facebook cos there are literally so many moments, I cant remember them all.
After seeing your regular pictures on facebook, I can easily believe all of these
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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I'd get the jail for posting mine on a public forum 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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The usual shit, girls, fighting, dancing, you know.
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Cole
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: eastbourne Drives:zafira sold now a qashqai
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quote:
Originally posted by Xs
quote:
Originally posted by Cole
erm all the usual stuff best one met some bird 15 mins later was shagging her in the corner of the vip area turns out she was a virgin after i had done the deed.
Pulled some bird taken them round the back of the club shagged them 30 mins after that going out with another one to do the same lol
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Cole]
I am calling shenanigans on that.
true story im afraid she was dog rough as well so probably not gonna get it anywhere else i didnt have any morals when i was 19 any hole was a goal fat thin the lot i didnt care i still see her round im gonna look her up on facebook i think lol
[Edited on 04-10-2010 by Cole]
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Tomnova16
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pics
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Cole
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lol tom i will see what i can do i will need to trawl through a few freinds lists on fb to find her
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3CorsaMeal
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i went to a posh snooker club with a bunch of people from school as they all said we could get served alcohol there, and they sold these massive pitcher/jugs of beer.
went in, all bought drinks and paid, then they tried to say we were underage and had to leave without drinking.
proceeded to empty the beer over the snooker tables, ripped things off the wall, then smashed up their minivan outside
not sure whether i'm proud or embarrassed about that now, was chuffed at the time
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JaffaTB
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Registered: 7th Oct 09
Location: Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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made a trip wire in the outside garden area with some fishing line
found a purse full of cards and 20 quid, handed it in minus the 20 quid..
shagged my then gf in the toilets
pissed in a glass that had been left on the back of the toilet and put a straw in it, came back a bit later and it had been moved outside the cubicle and some had been drunk
filled the toilet up with glasses and toilet rolls (for some reason)
pulled the lampshade off in the cubicle and took the bulb out and binned it (same...)
got thrown out for doing a stinkbomb (5th one in the same club, different times)
took all the bulbs out of the light above the pool table
covered the inside of the toilet door handle with lube
knocked the little pink soap they have in the toilet on the floor and smeared with my shoe to make a slippy patch
my mate tried hanging a fishing hook and some line from a table so that it would catch someones clothing and rip it, ended up getting it stuck in his finger
used to do a lot of daft things when i used to go to a certain club
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Aaron
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Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
made a trip wire in the outside garden area with some fishing line
found a purse full of cards and 20 quid, handed it in minus the 20 quid..
shagged my then gf in the toilets
pissed in a glass that had been left on the back of the toilet and put a straw in it, came back a bit later and it had been moved outside the cubicle and some had been drunk
filled the toilet up with glasses and toilet rolls (for some reason)
pulled the lampshade off in the cubicle and took the bulb out and binned it (same...)
got thrown out for doing a stinkbomb (5th one in the same club, different times)
took all the bulbs out of the light above the pool table
covered the inside of the toilet door handle with lube
knocked the little pink soap they have in the toilet on the floor and smeared with my shoe to make a slippy patch
my mate tried hanging a fishing hook and some line from a table so that it would catch someones clothing and rip it, ended up getting it stuck in his finger
used to do a lot of daft things when i used to go to a certain club
TBH, after reading that, you just sound like a wanker
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
made a trip wire in the outside garden area with some fishing line
found a purse full of cards and 20 quid, handed it in minus the 20 quid..
shagged my then gf in the toilets
pissed in a glass that had been left on the back of the toilet and put a straw in it, came back a bit later and it had been moved outside the cubicle and some had been drunk
filled the toilet up with glasses and toilet rolls (for some reason)
pulled the lampshade off in the cubicle and took the bulb out and binned it (same...)
got thrown out for doing a stinkbomb (5th one in the same club, different times)
took all the bulbs out of the light above the pool table
covered the inside of the toilet door handle with lube
knocked the little pink soap they have in the toilet on the floor and smeared with my shoe to make a slippy patch
my mate tried hanging a fishing hook and some line from a table so that it would catch someones clothing and rip it, ended up getting it stuck in his finger
used to do a lot of daft things when i used to go to a certain club
TBH, after reading that, you just sound like a wanker
Yep. Sad act tbh.
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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Done nothing in a club but once fingered a girl while we were in the queue to get into a club and also fingered another bird while in a pub.
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Taken a piss against the bar, that's about my best so far.
Pretty sick but I think it's funny
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Norcy91
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Registered: 15th Sep 08
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Originally posted by Ellis
Taken a piss against the bar, that's about my best so far.
Pretty sick but I think it's funny
Was this an on purpose piss against the bar, or an accidental 'pissed my pants at the bar'?
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chrisritch
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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
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walked out of a club and took a piss up a new look door just as the police drove past  £80 fine lol
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