Pip308
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Don't forget to shit on her toothbrush before you leave and crush up laxatives and mix it in with the sugar ;-)
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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Originally posted by pow
Just think it over before you report her, at the time I wanted to screw my ex over in a fair few ways but I thought is it really worth it.
Yeah 
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Xs
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Xs
Get her sacked! My theory is she didnt care about you when getting her back doors kicked in off him and also must not have cared about the consiquences of of job either. So report her, fuck it! She fucked you over, you fuck her over.
Bit harsh imo, bit of like for like payback would be better for all concerned imo.
I had suggested other more fun ways for revenge, this was my last resort. I'd be more inclined to go for the option of violating and degrading her 
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Jamie Walby
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by Jake
where is he?
Across the border getting his end away as it's 'not exactly the same' as cheating....
Bens got hos in different area codes!
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Xs
Get her sacked! My theory is she didnt care about you when getting her back doors kicked in off him and also must not have cared about the consiquences of of job either. So report her, fuck it! She fucked you over, you fuck her over.
Bit harsh imo, bit of like for like payback would be better for all concerned imo.
she deserves her life ruined.
Ok, so this is the ultimate CS guide of what you should do:
1. Tell her you'll forgive her if she gives you a 3some
2. Take pictures of the event and post them here
3. Cum in her mate while she watches in horror
4. Take a mental snapshot of her face to cheer you up when times are down
5. Dump her
6. Tell the Uni that she slept with a student and get her sacked
7. Sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of your life.
8. Delete her from Facebook
9. Look at her profile from time to time just to check on how fat she's become from knowing she made the biggest mistake of her life and is comfort eating to help with her shame and regret.
10. Rinse and repeat steps 1-10
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Fro
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Not feeling step 9, they usually slim up a bit when single then plump out when in a relationship 
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McWillster
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Registered: 23rd Mar 09
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My ex got HOT when we finished. Fucking bint!
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
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Fuck her mum, end of.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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Originally posted by Eck
He hasn't been back since making that comment 
i work shifts you mong i don't go on CS in work anymore as my phone keeps disconnecting me.
what i meant was i didn't get to see her for months at a time and although it's no ones business, we used to have a lot of arguments as anyone in a long distance relationship would probably know. it's difficult and i messed up when i was young.
but then you get older and realise it wasn't worth it. i thought i was missing out on something.
anyway, we've moved on now so it's in the past.
it wasn't the same as jade and colins situation as she lived in scotland and i lived in england at the time. we didn't live together or even see each other much. 3-4 times a year max.
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by Ben G]
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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I'd smash my ex's mum
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adiohead
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Originally posted by McWillster
My ex got HOT when we finished. Fucking bint!
His gf is hot already, so she can only get fat from her self hate.
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McWillster
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Registered: 23rd Mar 09
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Not if you lace the sugar with laxatives. Be pooping out all the junk!
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Ian W
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
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Originally posted by Eck
He hasn't been back since making that comment
i work shifts you mong i don't go on CS in work anymore as my phone keeps disconnecting me.
what i meant was i didn't get to see her for months at a time and although it's no ones business, we used to have a lot of arguments as anyone in a long distance relationship would probably know. it's difficult and i messed up when i was young.
but then you get older and realise it wasn't worth it. i thought i was missing out on something.
anyway, we've moved on now so it's in the past.
it wasn't the same as jade and colins situation as she lived in scotland and i lived in england at the time. we didn't live together or even see each other much. 3-4 times a year max.
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by Ben G]
Bit off topic but how did you end up with a mrs who lived so far away?
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Tom
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Originally posted by adiohead
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Originally posted by McWillster
My ex got HOT when we finished. Fucking bint!
His gf is hot already, so she can only get fat from her self hate.
Someone needs to post pics.
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Ben G
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met her on the internet way back when everybody thought it was a bit weird
then she grew up, moved down to essex, and lived with me and my parents while saving up money for our own home and then we bought our first house and are living together happily.
quite strange how it all turned out. bit bumpy along the way but i've learned my lessons as has she and we're both stronger and happier because of it.
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by Ben G]
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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no youre not youre always arguing
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Hammer
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His bird is from East Kilbride, Ben is shit scared of her.
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Steve
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deffo
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Kevxx
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
met her on the internet way back when everybody thought it was a bit weird
then she grew up, moved down to essex, and lived with me and my parents while saving up money for our own home and then we bought our first house and are living together happily.
quite strange how it all turned out. bit bumpy along the way but i've learned my lessons as has she and we're both stronger and happier because of it.
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by Ben G]
worthy of jeremy k !
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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I still think meeting birds off the internet is weird now
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by mwg]
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Xs
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Originally posted by Ben G
quite strange how it all turned out. bit bumpy along the way but i've learned my lessons as has she and we're both stronger and happier because of it.
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by Ben G]
What lesson did she learn? You can't be trusted?
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Steve
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Originally posted by mwg
I still think meeting birds off the internet is weird now
[Edited on 15-03-2011 by mwg]
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
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Fuck off Steve
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mwg
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Steve accepts that he is of weird.
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Steve
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yes, normal weirdo, Ben G is a weirdos weirdo
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