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AlunJ
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3rd May 11 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
"banged yer maw on that bar"

Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
profit? you've just won the lottery

edit - Eck, and the way you drink, profit

[Edited on 03-05-2011 by Russ]


Touché x2

Still would be nice to know there is an income, even though you're loaded
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As soon as the funds hit my account, I'd come into work and sit all day, looking out of the window with a smile on my face, feet on the desk and as it'll be short notice a rented supercar on the car park. I'll do absoloutly fuck all, won't answer the phone, won't work, I might sit on CS all day and try to get disciplined or sacked. Then I'd walk out with the other designer and pay his wage for 2 years just to see the look on my bosses' faces!!

Then finally, I'd go to an island off the coast of Croatia for a few months to kick back and get out on the boat I'd just bought
Tomnova16
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3rd May 11 at 14:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think if i won big id get all my mates insured on all my cars, would keep them all running then

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
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If the size of the win allowed, have someone build me an Iron Man suit.

Failing that, hookers and cocaine
Eck
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Couldn't you wear the suit whilst on cocaine with a hooker holding on?
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I'd buy a new handle for my kite, broke it yesterday
A1EX
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Couldn't you wear the suit whilst on cocaine with a hooker holding on?


fair point, I'd have the suit adapted so there's a crotch flap allowing access. Also a built in coke supply and delivery system
Jake
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3rd May 11 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lots of prolapsed noses in this thread
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And arseholes. I wouldn't be paying top dollar not to have anal sex.
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think i'd pay off the lasses mothers debts and be done with it. not be much left though

nah, i think I'd buy a little monkey and call him something stupid like Nigel.
might even buy a Japanese person, keep him in the wardrobe and feed him scraps, would love to see his face light up every time i'd open the door, he'd be chuffed "ooo chicken leg" haha

i'd buy asda and burn it down

i'd have nappy from n dubs assassinated and take Tulsa on a date, spaff all over her face

think i'd do a 3.0 v6 corsa b, have a Austin martin db9 or vantage, hmm BOTH few other super cars too. id get a range rover for OFF ROADING not curbing chrome 20"s outside private school gates



i can honestly say though i wouldn't get a massive house
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quote:
Originally posted by JedDy
think i'd pay off the lasses mothers debts and be done with it. not be much left though

nah, i think I'd buy a little monkey and call him something stupid like Nigel.
might even buy a Japanese person, keep him in the wardrobe and feed him scraps, would love to see his face light up every time i'd open the door, he'd be chuffed "ooo chicken leg" haha

i'd buy asda and burn it down

i'd have nappy from n dubs assassinated and take Tulsa on a date, spaff all over her face

think i'd do a 3.0 v6 corsa b, have a Austin martin db9 or vantage, hmm BOTH few other super cars too. id get a range rover for OFF ROADING not curbing chrome 20"s outside private school gates



i can honestly say though i wouldn't get a massive house


What the fuck is wrong with you?
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3rd May 11 at 17:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What the fuck is an Austin Martin
Nath
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3rd May 11 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Blokes on crack already, he doesnt need a lotto win.
Jake
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quote:
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What the fuck is an Austin Martin


think he meant aston metro
sc0ott
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I think he meant aston and marvin from JLS.
Jed D
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I think he meant aston and marvin from JLS.


you got it sweetness
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Did anyone watch 'Jackpots and Jinxes: Lottery Stories' last night on C4?

quite afew of the winners selected their numbers from special dates, birthdays etc


http://www.channel4.com/programmes/jackpots-and-jinxes-lottery-stories/4od#3185442
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6th May 11 at 13:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I watched it, Why was every lotto winner who was gardening for charity fat? Do you have to be fat to win the lottery?
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oh, and the chances of winning the lottery are around 1 in 14,000,000


there's less chance in meeting you but unfortunately i have
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6th May 11 at 13:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The guy seriously uses car registrations
Jamie Walby
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Id have to invest some time and money into an awesome sex party aswell actually.
Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by JedDy
might even buy a Japanese person, keep him in the wardrobe and feed him scraps, would love to see his face light up every time i'd open the door, he'd be chuffed "ooo chicken leg" haha

Can we finally ban this idiot on grounds of racism or something.

Also, a range rover for off-roading? I suppose money can't buy sensibility.
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6th May 11 at 13:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but it can buy a Bowler

[Edited on 06-05-2011 by LiVe LeE]
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already won it tbh

quite disappointing really

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