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CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Jules
I'm not buying you a drink!
Only Shelly cos she's letting me and Ash cook a breakfast on her face


I get to do the washing up afterwards though, nice bath with Shelly


You can't use your brillo pad on me though, you'll scratch my teflon


Soft sponge only Spray you with Fairy Power Spray
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Cannibal Mcdonald?


Cannibal McDonald had a farm, E i E i O... and on that farm he had an...








....outbreak of Foot and Mouth Disease?
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Cannibal Mcdonald?


No McWomann and my mum's maiden name is McDonald...










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it stinks does that stuff...
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Foot and Mouth?
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Or Ecks Mum?
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fairy power spray
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Cannibal Mcdonald?


No McWomann and my mum's maiden name is McDonald...










Stalker


A Mcdonald? In Scotland? What are the odds?

Be like finding a Patel in Bradford






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fairy corsten power spray?
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fairy power spray


What would you like me to use on you then?
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Martin
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Cannibal Mcdonald?


Cannibal McDonald had a farm, E i E i O... and on that farm he had an...








....outbreak of Foot and Mouth Disease?


With a fire over here, and a fire over ther.
Here's a fire - There's a fire, everywhere's a hot fire,
Old mcDonald had a farm E i E i O

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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Eckmcmann
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Cannibal Mcdonald?


No McWomann and my mum's maiden name is McDonald...










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A Mcdonald? In Scotland? What are the odds?

Be like finding a Patel in Bradford








isn't McDonald an irish surname name though?

[Edited on 06-08-2006 by Dom]
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cilit bang

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE
Robin
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CS needs cleaning with Cillit Bang.
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I think E, I and O should be replaced with B, S and E.
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cilit bang

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE


burns my lovely soft hands that stuff does
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Cannibal Mcdonald?


No McWomann and my mum's maiden name is McDonald...










Stalker


A Mcdonald? In Scotland? What are the odds?

Be like finding a Patel in Bradford








isn't McDonald an irish surname name though?

[Edited on 06-08-2006 by Dom]


Nope Clan McDonald hail from scotland
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cilit bang

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE


I have some specially made for Teflon - Explicit Bang
Robin
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Old McDonald had a farm, B-S... B-S-E?
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cilit bang

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE


burns my lovely soft hands that stuff does


I'd love to see that on the advert

"LOOK AT HOW IT GETS THIS HAND!!! BLOODY AS NEW!!! BANG! AND THE SKIN IS GONE!!!"
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Old McDonald had a farm, B-S... B-S-E?


works about as well as Ry_B saying he has a calibra
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explicit bang? is it strong stuff?
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its hardcore
CorsAsh
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Yes Robin
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HI I'M BARRY SCOTT.

F*cking Cillit bang. does my nut in.

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