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Jules
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Charming!
CorsAsh
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With meeee
Shelly
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serve you right for putting shit in my drink
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it wasnt shit, it was rohypnol. they're different... i hope
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quote:
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With meeee


I'd get my own drink if I was going to bars with you
Martin
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Jules
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Ash, we've been blown out m8, shall we just cook a breakfast on each others faces instead?
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I've not been blown out yet though mate, need to find a Clitherwhore to sort it out, brb...
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Martin, do you want a drink?
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I've not been blown out yet though mate, need to find a Clitherwhore to sort it out, brb...


Aye, plenty to go at. As long as your not looking in my direction.
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someone email braniac and ask if its possible to cook breakfast on someones face

info@braniac.com
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Martin, do you want a drink?


Oh fine! Be like that little Miss Ficklepants!

Ash, seriously she's messing us about m8
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I suppose you could eat yoghurt of someones face
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Martin, do you want a drink?


Oh fine! Be like that little Miss Ficklepants!

Ash, seriously she's messing us about m8


You were busy with those blokes
Martin
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Martin, do you want a drink?


Oh fine! Be like that little Miss Ficklepants!

Ash, seriously she's messing us about m8


No more drink...

i dunno what the f*ck im doing on here.

i should be in bed
Jules
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No, I suppose YOU could eat yoghurt off someones face
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or shaving foam.
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Yeah, come on Jules. I'll u2u Andrew, he can get us set up for life with some scouse wives.
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FPMSL
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or shaving foam.


Eat yoghurt off somones shaving foam? That'd never work you crazy fool!
Martin
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Yeah, come on Jules. I'll u2u Andrew, he can get us set up for life with some scouse wives.


Yeah cya Shelly - your loss tbh iirc imo tbf
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I suppose you could eat yoghurt of someones face


I was feeling creative once, and used some squirty cream to make my ex a thong. Suited her actually. Tasted good too.
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someone email braniac and ask if its possible to cook breakfast on someones face

info@braniac.com


Dear Braniac,
Is it possible to cook a brekfast on someone's face, without scarring them for life?
Yours Sincerely,
Alexander McMann.

Done
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Ash, have u really got a clitherwhore?

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