_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
need a poo badly
I think you're the Jamie Oliver of the IT world, you bake them all day until you've had your fill of office fitties. Then go for a giant woop in the bogs. 
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pow
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Boss has turned up 
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Budgie
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3 now 
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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I think my stomach is trying to eat me alive  So Fucking Painful !
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Budgie
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eat it 1st 
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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Contemplating food, but that means driving away from home first going with traffic for about 2 miles as i'm currently out in the sticks.
Will get to the A12 and go into the first services I see i think
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Budgie
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Get a badger from the side of the road 
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Neo
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Ah Plan ! Actually i saw a dead fox this morning on a back road, might still be there. Have a couple of lighters too so could cook it in the car. Better yet crack the bonnet open and cook it on there
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Budgie
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sounds good.
i remember hitting a badger (already dead) in the silvia.
cracked the bumper a rite treat 
told my mate about it and asked me if i said "MASH POTATO"
kicked myself when he said that
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Neo
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Would have been top if you had
Hit a fox once on the A3, proceeded to the get pulled over by police and questioned as to why i had blood on the side of my car
Also hit a pigeon in this car and it went THROUGH the front fog lamp, destroyed it completely and went out through the arch lining Cracked bumper on a 2 week old car was not cool !
[Edited on 16-12-2009 by Neo]
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
sounds good.
i remember hitting a badger (already dead) in the silvia.
cracked the bumper a rite treat
told my mate about it and asked me if i said "MASH POTATO"
kicked myself when he said that
MASH POTATOS!!!!
home now 
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Budgie
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5points for style tho
when the police asked you should of said you hit a fox *pause for effect* samantha fox she was there i had a car had to be done
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
MASH POTATOS!!!!
home now
Grr some of us have to ''work''
did you find that leak phil?
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Neo
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Well they didnt believe me anyway, and said i was acting skulkily and had been seen in portsmouth at the scene of a fight. When i pointed out fur on the wheel they left me to get the the service station and power hose it off
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Pip308
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
quote:
Originally posted by pip308
MASH POTATOS!!!!
home now
Grr some of us have to ''work''
did you find that leak phil?
i work, in the cold, not just making tea....
found it, hopefully fixed it
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Well they didnt believe me anyway, and said i was acting skulkily and had been seen in portsmouth at the scene of a fight. When i pointed out fur on the wheel they left me to get the the service station and power hose it off
Its annoying when cops do that. just say we've got reports matching your discription miles away, and you're like wtf you talking willis? 
Its happened to me 3times that i can remember
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Neo
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Meh, i tend to just let them say their peice, i have nothing to hide or worry about tbh.
Home time any moment now
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
i work, in the cold, not just making tea....
found it, hopefully fixed it
it gets cold here too. taking in deliveries etc.
Hopefully sounds good
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Neo
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 Laters guys
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Budgie
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peace out Neo
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
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Good night
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Budgie
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i'm offski. bye everyone
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