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Shell
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8th Jan 10 at 11:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-C
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
Shelleys gonna get knobbed.
You mean like this?





Where am I gonna get a banana suit?
GF-91
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Shelley, I'm a gay virgin... Oh wait, that's not me... That's Jamie.
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
Shelley, I'm a gay virgin...
Ojc
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8th Jan 10 at 11:15   View User's Profile U2U Member

FUCK THIS SNOW
FUCK THE HEROES THAT WALK 10 MILES JUST SO THEY CAN TELL US HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING HERO THEY ARE
FUCK 4X4 DRIVERS, YOU STILL HAVE THE SAME STOPPING DISTANCE AS THE REST OF US
FUCK COMING TO WORK TO SIT HERE LIKE A PRAT
FUCK IT
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-C
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
Shelleys gonna get knobbed.
You mean like this?





Where am I gonna get a banana suit?
Here - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ADULT-BANANA-FANCY-DRESS-COSTUME-STAG-NIGHT-BANANAMAN_W0QQitemZ270511801620QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAdult_Fancy_Dress_UK?hash=item3efbc28514#ht_956wt_939

GF-91
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8th Jan 10 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member

Funnily enough, probably at asda.
willay
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8th Jan 10 at 11:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
FUCK THIS SNOW
FUCK THE HEROES THAT WALK 10 MILES JUST SO THEY CAN TELL US HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING HERO THEY ARE
FUCK 4X4 DRIVERS, YOU STILL HAVE THE SAME STOPPING DISTANCE AS THE REST OF US
FUCK COMING TO WORK TO SIT HERE LIKE A PRAT
FUCK IT


Tommy L
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8th Jan 10 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
Couples have sex
NO WAY
Shell
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8th Jan 10 at 11:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

It's sad but true TommyTank.
Eck
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8th Jan 10 at 11:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

CS has been hilarious the past two days. And I want a banana suit
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8th Jan 10 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
FUCK THIS SNOW
FUCK THE HEROES THAT WALK 10 MILES JUST SO THEY CAN TELL US HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING HERO THEY ARE
FUCK 4X4 DRIVERS, YOU STILL HAVE THE SAME STOPPING DISTANCE AS THE REST OF US
FUCK COMING TO WORK TO SIT HERE LIKE A PRAT
FUCK IT

you're my hero
Ojc
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8th Jan 10 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
FUCK THIS SNOW
FUCK THE HEROES THAT WALK 10 MILES JUST SO THEY CAN TELL US HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING HERO THEY ARE
FUCK 4X4 DRIVERS, YOU STILL HAVE THE SAME STOPPING DISTANCE AS THE REST OF US
FUCK COMING TO WORK TO SIT HERE LIKE A PRAT
FUCK IT





I'm going home in a minute, it's snowing again.
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8th Jan 10 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Eck
CS has been hilarious the past two days. And I want a banana suit

this might just be me, but after watching billy madison i really want to rugby tackle someone in a penguin suit. anybody else wanting to do something similar?
willay
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8th Jan 10 at 11:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

is everyone going mental ollie? grabbing as much canned food as possible and preparing for a walk to the north pole?
Fro
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8th Jan 10 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
Couples have sex
NO WAY


Even married ones?
Fro
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8th Jan 10 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member

Heard it was snowing in Colchester last night and Mike hasn't been in here yet

[Edited on 08-01-2010 by fro-dizzle]
GF-91
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8th Jan 10 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member

I'm hungry.
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8th Jan 10 at 11:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc

FUCK 4X4 DRIVERS, YOU STILL HAVE THE SAME STOPPING DISTANCE AS THE REST OF US



they dont seem to realise that, think they can drive as normal


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Tommy L
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8th Jan 10 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
It's sad but true TommyTank.
Well i never.

Don't be silly gervais
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8th Jan 10 at 11:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

quote:
Originally posted by willay
is everyone going mental ollie? grabbing as much canned food as possible and preparing for a walk to the north pole?


All you need is rations and a Lee-Enfield Mk2. The snow provides water/camo.

[Edited on 08-01-2010 by Eck]
LukeS
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8th Jan 10 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member

Im back
Shell
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8th Jan 10 at 11:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

Leave for work in an hour Boooooo. Alex, if I get away early I shall call you and let you know!
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8th Jan 10 at 11:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member

M'kay. If you get away early enough you'll get a takeaway
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Gaz im also hungry but i have fuck all to eat but pizza and i want Subway
Ojc
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I went for a walk yesterday, I was going out of my mind and I had wanked myself to death so had to get out.

I walked up to the Co-op as Rach required some rations, JESUS WEPT it looked like the apcolypse, people running from isle to isle, the shelves were bare it was utterly ridiculous.

If we had a REAL catastrophe I think only 2% of the population could actually survive.

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