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Dom
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26th Jun 09 at 00:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Jackson 5 tickets available. 20% off.


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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

Disney films can still touch kids.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

Disney films can still touch kids.


as old as me that 1
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Apparently Jackson was practicing a new dance routine for the London shows when he collapsed. The Doctors have Blamed it on the Boogie.
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R, I, P.. Easy as 1, 2, 3..
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OMFG he is actually dead!


bad news !
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Damn, I came on here full of jokes but with 9 pages gone I guess they'll of all been said.
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The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme.
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as if theres a this site already

http://www.deathofmichaeljackson.co.uk/
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Originally posted by Cosmo
Damn, I came on here full of jokes but with 9 pages gone I guess they'll of all been said.


Beat it Cosmo.

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dam, i bought 6 tickets lol
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He's been turned in to candles so kids can still blow him.
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Oh my, some of these jokes are ridiculous. I don't know if I can laugh.
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I hope I get a refund
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The worst thing about this is all the crap thats going to rumble on afterwards.....I could't give a shit about him tbh.
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Micheal jackson did not fie of a heart attack... he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke!
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Dizzy thats awful
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Funniest thread in ages
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First thing I thought when i saw the news last night was how I couldn't wait to get online and find this thread, it hasn't disappointed
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Michael jackson is to be cremated & sprinkled into a curry so the kids can feel him go through there arse one more time, WHO'S BAD?
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I heard about MJ when I logged on to my Twitter account this morning (same with Farah Fawcett yesterday).

I spend too much time online.

RIP MJ & FF.
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quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Micheal jackson did not fie of a heart attack... he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke!


fucking lol
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An auction has already started for Michael Jacksons personal belongings and Gary Glitter has come in with a top bid for MJ's little black book

In the spirit of recycling, MJ will be melted down and turned into little plastic toys so children will have the chance of playing with him for a change

Michael Jackson suffered chronic heart failure last night after discovering that Boys 2 Men was a band and not a delivery service
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They are going to melt all the plastic down and make toys from it so the kids can play with him for once.

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