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Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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16th Sep 03 at 09:33

> > A penguin is driving through Arizona on a hot summer's day when he
>notices
> > his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it's
>leaking
> > oil all over the road.
> >
> > The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the
> > mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to
>look
> > at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is

> > wrong with his car.
> >
> > The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and
> > thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since
>he's
>a
> > penguin and its Arizona in the summer, after all.
> >
> > He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream. Of course he

>has
> > no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream
>all
> > over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess.
> >
> > He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you
>find
> > out what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies, "It looks like
>you've
> > blown a seal."
> >
> > "No no," says the penguin. "It's just ice cream."

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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16th Sep 03 at 09:34