Pablo
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> > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> >
> > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> > Like, if you like
> > sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
> > she should keep
> > the chips and dip coming.
> > * Alan, age 10
> >
> > No person really decides before they grow up who
> > they're going to
> > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
> > find out later
> > who
> > you're stuck with.
> > * Kirsten, age 10
> >
> > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >
> > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
> > person FOREVER by
> > then.
> > * Camille, age 10
> >
> > No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
> > fool to get married.
> > * Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
> >
> > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >
> > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
> > to be yelling at
> > the same kids.
> > Derrick, age 8
> >
> > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >
> > Both don't want any more kids.
> > * Lori, age 8
> >
> > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >
> > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
> > to get to know
> > each other. Even boys have something to say if you
> > listen long
> > enough.
> > * Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
> >
> > On the first date, they just tell each other lies
> > and that usually
> > gets
> > them interested enough to go for a second date.
> > * Martin, age 10
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> > SOUR?
> >
> > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> > call all the
> > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
> > the dead columns.
> > * Craig, age 9
> >
> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >
> > When they're rich.
> > * Pam, age 7
> >
> > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> > want to mess with
> > that.
> > * Curt, age 7
> >
> > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
> > you should marry
> > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
> > to do.
> > * Howard, age 8
> >
> > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >
> > I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
> > thing. I'm never
> > going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be
> > all grossed out.
> > * Theodore, age 8
> >
> > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
> > Boys need
> > someone
> > to clean up after them.
> > * Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
> >
> > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
> > GET MARRIED?
> >
> > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> > wouldn't there?
> > * Kelvin, age 8
> >
> > "And the #1 Favorite is........"
> >
> > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >
> > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
> > looks like a truck.
> > * Ricky, age 10
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Jason Iles
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sxibeast
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Ricky......what a genius!!
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quote:
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
* Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
Thats true
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Jason Iles
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Pams Mum tought her Early
> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >
> > When they're rich.
> > * Pam, age 7
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Pablo
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> > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
> > person FOREVER by
> > then.
> > * Camille, age 10
> > I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
> > thing. I'm never
> > going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be
> > all grossed out.
> > * Theodore, age 8
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