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Chris P
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   1st Oct 03 at 22:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Almost wrote off my new bike, TWO dayz after getting it

Bought a nw bikefrom Halfords, rode it about for five minutes and got a snake-bike in my rear inner tube
Took it back an they repaired it free of charge

Went out the day after and was zoomin down a hill in pitch black, dodged out of the way of a dog and thought, ahh, clear run down the hill andstarted peddeling faster, only to be confronted by a dog shit bin I didn't even have time to swerve out of the way hit it head on and went straight over the handlebars, did a superman over the shit bin landed on my belly and rolled onto my side, checked mybike out today and I've fucked the forks up

Apart from that, I only got a minor scratch on my hand
Stuckey
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1st Oct 03 at 22:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF is a snake bite?

i would of loved to see you hit the shit bin, did u get a video of it
Corsa Sport Gav
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1st Oct 03 at 22:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wot bike and folks are they?
corsa_godfather
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1st Oct 03 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tough way to learn that its only safe going fast in a car hahaha
Corsa Sport Gav
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1st Oct 03 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Snake bite - is where u nip the tube... most of the time its wen u try to hop up a hurb and fail :lo:
Colin
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1st Oct 03 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive got a bike worth £800 sitting in the garage, not been used for 4years since I passed my test

Wish someone would nick it so I can claim off house insurance, fucking things just taking up space
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Punto_Gav
Snake bite - is where u nip the tube... most of the time its wen u try to hop up a hurb and fail :lo:


I thought snake bite was Cider + Beer
Corsa Sport Gav
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1st Oct 03 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my moutain bike is worth 1200 and my bmxis worth just ova 930
the_legend_of_yrag
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1st Oct 03 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bet you wernt wearing a helmet....lol
Colin.S
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I've just been looking at bikes on ebay and found this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3629086073&category=7297 looks quite nice and goes with the car too.
Corsa Sport Gav
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1st Oct 03 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wud be on... but its a Y frame... yak
Paul_J
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1st Oct 03 at 22:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hehe I got so many injuries when I was younger from riding (cough racing) my bike hehe...

broke several bones including breaking my middle finger once, then breaking it again and fracturing it into 3 bits needing a operation where 4 pins were put through it and I had to have major physio therapy on it to get it working again...

and Many other scars / cuts etc...

Ah those were the days

Paul J

[Edited on 01-10-2003 by Paul_J]
Colin
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Ever fell off and banged your nuts off the handlebars It's not nice
Scott
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corb
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ive got a specialized worth about £1500 new sat in my garage, only used it for 6 months, passed my test and used it twice since.
Paul_J
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yes... I always pedalled standing up, I remember once racing this guy and slipping off a pedal... I fell straight down forward onto the frame that goes from the seat to the front, then as I now had no control over the bike it hit a tree and I ended up smacking em proper hard against the handle bars - and falling off the bike and onto the floor in agony!

That was fucking painful.
troubled_corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
yes... I always pedalled standing up, I remember once racing this guy and slipping off a pedal... I fell straight down forward onto the frame that goes from the seat to the front, then as I now had no control over the bike it hit a tree and I ended up smacking em proper hard against the handle bars - and falling off the bike and onto the floor in agony!

That was fucking painful.


thats happened to me too m8

not exactly but, foot slipped, crotch smacked the frame and fell over

and a few times my trousers got stuck in the chain thing wher u pedal, and i was goin uphill, and i tried puttin my foot down to stop myself, but couldnt coz of my trousers, so i fell sideways

oh the joys of biking
Colin.S
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I remember years ago my mate allways used to take my bike & skid it all over the place cus it had a good rear brake & his didnt.

Fcuked him up when i swaped the brake levers round.
Paul_J
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hehe I've got my laces caught up in my chain before... the more you pedal the more it winds it in oops

Also slipped off a single pedal before where the foot has fallen down onto the ground and got whipped back (coz the ground is moving fast beneathe you) - but kept my other foot on thank god...

Basically one of the things we used to do was all the local kids would race down this long hill thats on our road.

The thing is the speeds we were achieving were seriously dangerous / unstable!

in 18th gear you would end up not being able to pedal any faster ... (it'd just go round really fast and feel v.unstable - because you were already going v.fast) - and there were plenty of bumps and all sorts in the road...

So when something went wrong... It really went wrong It's weird how its always your elbows, knees, hands and (sometimes torso oops ) that take the most of the falls... rather than getting cuts all down the arm I always ended up with em on the joints...

Doing a paper round in winter was always a laugh, so icey - I'd accelerate out of someone's drive turning (lent over) and the bike would just slip away making me smack my head on the floor...

Never wore a helmet - I had one thanks to my parents insisting I had one, but A) it made my head too hot and sweaty, B) it fucked up your hair and C) you looked a Twat...

Hmm, makes me wanna go ride my bike now... I too haven't really touched it since I passed my driving test, I found out my parents were trying to sell it the other week without asking me - bastards!

Paul J
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i did tht a few months ago... suprisin it didnt hurt just stung alot





mattyboy199
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1st Oct 03 at 23:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how do you think i broke my ankle
Corsa Sport Gav
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quote:
Originally posted by mattyboy199
how do you think i broke my ankle


wankin and fell off the bed
Chris P
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quote:
Originally posted by Punto_Gav
quote:
Originally posted by mattyboy199
how do you think i broke my ankle


wankin and fell off the bed




Yesterday, I went up to some tabletop jumps by me and was zoomin up to this jump really fast, when I got about 4 foot away from the jump my right foot slipped off the pedal, but I carried on going cuz I had no wayof stopping, went up the jump and the bike was almost literaly at a 45 degree andle and my right foot was in the air trying to counter-balance myself, I actually landed it as well

Was well chuffed with myself, mymate said I looked like a proffesional

My bike is a Saracen Xile
ChazSXi
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4th Oct 03 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my friend dropped off a shed on his bike and landed with his nuts on the crossbar...needless to say he was in extreme agony and the blood pouring from his split ball bag was not nice!

[Edited on 04-10-2003 by ChazSXi]
Chris P
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