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Author Alan Partridge
Pablo
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13th Oct 03 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Proper funny, had me in stiches, twas one with the 007 Videos!!

[Edited on 13-10-2003 by B4RVO]
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"this one time i was station oot in belize right, an i had this little makack monkey as pet right. and i came back to me tent one dee, and it had eatin all me fags like. so i picked him up an i threw it in the sea"

fcukin ace
Pablo
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simonjh
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13th Oct 03 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hands up! gimmie all your petrol!!

would you like me to lapdance for you??

cock a doodle WHO!!
Pablo
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14th Oct 03 at 07:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I feel I need to see more of this, is there a dvd out? I never saw the 1st series!
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14th Oct 03 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"would u like a pickled onion Alan"?
"No thanks, i hate em"
Jason Iles
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14th Oct 03 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
I feel I need to see more of this, is there a dvd out? I never saw the 1st series!


Yes I have the first series on DVD loved it back in the day.

"So he flipped her over"......."she landed on her wheels and started first time" "Hello Lyn"
Pablo
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14th Oct 03 at 09:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im gonna have to get this then
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14th Oct 03 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its one of the funniest things out at the mo! Laugh even after 5 times!
Tracey
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14th Oct 03 at 10:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

good programme

Back of the net
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14th Oct 03 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
Back of the net




That is Premier League
Pablo
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14th Oct 03 at 11:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But we could of gone for a drive in my Lexus and u could of leaned over and pressed the horn
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14th Oct 03 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Cashback!"
Pablo
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14th Oct 03 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ur in a very happy mood considering it s year since ur mom died
Jason Iles
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Tom
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I've only seen stuff from the first series cracked me right up
Pablo
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14th Oct 03 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive just cracked open some sunny delight we could have a straw each
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14th Oct 03 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There's a bloke in work who I call Alan Partridge he shpeaks the shame
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14th Oct 03 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Jurassic Park!!"

"Kiss my face!"

"Smell my cheese!"

"Oh aye. I’ve seen some terrible things, mind.

What, like three men burning in a tank, going ‘uuurghhh’?"
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"don't laugh lynn, you've broke your neck !!!!!"

Mase

 
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