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Dr Pepper
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17th Oct 03 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just bought 'Arsenal club football' for the xbox, got it home put it in and settled down with a beer.....i get this disc is not recognised messege...took it out cleaned it , put it back in......same message comes up...took it out and realised the prick that served me had put a ps2 disc in therenow got to drive for half an hour through traffic in oxford, pay to park and walk half way accross town to hmv. He better hope hes on lunch when i get there

[Edited on 17-10-2003 by Dr Pepper]
vibrio
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17th Oct 03 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe you should have checked before you left the shop
antonOO2
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17th Oct 03 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sorry mate but have to

but i must be damn annoying
Dr Pepper
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17th Oct 03 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

vibrio- thoses are the exact words my mum would have replyed with
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yes
Dr Pepper
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a few of my mums most irritating but well used phrases.......


me- "have you seen my car keys"
mum- "where did you leave them"

me- pouring out a glass of drink
mum- "are you going to drink all of that"

me-"can i borrow a tenner"
mum- no
me"why"
mum- "because i said so"

I badly need to move back out!
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OFcorsa
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DP - PMSL! my mum says the first, one and my answer is "if i knew where they were i wouldnt have been looking for them"
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
a few of my mums most irritating but well used phrases.......


me- "have you seen my car keys"
mum- "where did you leave them"
well she did not move them did she

me- pouring out a glass of drink
mum- "are you going to drink all of that"
maybe due to a past history of not finishing your drinks she is getting fed up of the waste

me-"can i borrow a tenner"
mum- no
me"why"
mum- "because i said so"
It's her money she can do what she wants with it. I'd tell you to GTF if you asked for money

I badly need to move back out!
Dr Pepper
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17th Oct 03 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
a few of my mums most irritating but well used phrases.......


me- "have you seen my car keys"
mum- "where did you leave them"
well she did not move them did she

me- pouring out a glass of drink
mum- "are you going to drink all of that"
maybe due to a past history of not finishing your drinks she is getting fed up of the waste

me-"can i borrow a tenner"
mum- no
me"why"
mum- "because i said so"
It's her money she can do what she wants with it. I'd tell you to GTF if you asked for money

I badly need to move back out!





do you want to be my mum or something? you sound like you would do a good job- you have already learnt the lines
vibrio
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I'm just old I suppose and know excatly where your mum is coming from. you'll see the light in a few years. you'll be sitting there having a beer and it will suddlely hit you that your parents were right
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17th Oct 03 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I once rented a DVD from Blockbuster but did not check the DVD inside the case. It was different to what I wanted, so I got to watch that for free and the DVD I wanted (when I went back the next day to tell them, obviously).

Now I always check my DVDs after that.
sxi16vjoe
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17th Oct 03 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

theres lot of retards in shops in oxford.
in particular river island.

go in there and ask for sara the spastic.

then feel free to poke her in the eyes.


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what a twat, kill the muppet, teach you to buy from Game next time
Dr Pepper
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i would of done but they did not have the arsenal version...the assistant politely told me "they only stocked the more successfull teams"!!!


I dont think he was much of a footy fan and was probably quite confused after i gave him a 5minute lecture on the greatness of arsenal fc..lol

I wouldnt have been quite so angry but he thought liverpool won the league last year and the year before-idiot

 
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