sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
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Two buddies, Ralph and Rob, are getting very drunk at
a bar when suddenly Rob throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
Ralph says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on
you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and got even
drunker.
Eventually Rob rolls into home and his wife Jane starts
to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've
puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Rob says,
"Now wain aminit, I can e'splain everything! Itsh not
what you think. I only had a couple drinks. But this
other guy got sick on me...he'd had one too many and
he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very
sorry an' gave me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill!"
Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is
forty bucks."
"Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too."
 
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