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   8th Nov 03 at 20:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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is that a true story
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quote:
Originally posted by RobHardyUK
is that a true story


wate to be the guy if it was

her house would stink too
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its alright, if she was old, she wouldnt exactly catch you anyway

[Edited on 08-11-2003 by RobHardyUK]
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hehe

 
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