Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Lisa asks her boyfriend Rich, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, Lisa told Rich that after dinner,she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, Rich is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps Rich for about an hour. He tells him everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the counter, the pharmacist asks Rich many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm REALLY going to give it to this girl," Rich tells the pharmacist.
"I intend to plug every orifice in her body at LEAST twice!!" The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying that Rich will be rather busy,it being his first time and all.
That night, Rich shows up at the girls' parent's house and meets Lisa door. "Oh I 'm so excited for you to meet my parents come on in!" Rich goes inside and is taken to the dinner table, where the girl's parents are seated.
Rich quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and Rich is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement from Rich.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, Lisa leans over and whispers to Rich "I had no idea you were this religious."
Rich turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a fucking pharmacist."
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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pmsl  fcukin ace!!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Oldie but goodie 
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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it was good...but not great.
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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sweet
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SilverCorsaSXI
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Registered: 1st Dec 02
Location: Near Stirling, Scotland
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good one
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Funny has F***
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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quality
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