Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''
Confused, the bartender says no.
''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
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Marc
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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Marc
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A bloke goes into Iceland to get himself an ice-lol as it was a
rather warm day and he had a bit of a dry throat.
As he looked in the freezers he couldnt believe his eyes at what he saw,
In the freeezer right before his very eyes was a mans c0ck with a big purple bellend !!
Shocked at what he saw he called a young assistant over,
" Have you seen this!! " The man asked,
" There's a mans c0ck in the freezer with a big purple bellend " He ranted.
" Don't worry sir its only a mans c0ck " The assistant replied
" Don't worry about it !!!! Have you seen the date on it, it should
have been sucked weeks ago !! "
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groom
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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 bottom1 aint funni
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