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30th Dec 03 at 23:08

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

A blonde stops sucking when you slap it!

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30th Dec 03 at 23:11

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31st Dec 03 at 02:08

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surely the mosquito stops when u slap it as it wud die?

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31st Dec 03 at 02:11

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unless its a fully armoured blood sucking machine!!!!

... which i doubt

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31st Dec 03 at 02:47

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What's the difference between a tart and a bowling ball? Nothing - they both get picked up, fingered, and then banged down an alley.

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