Jason Iles
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..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".
...she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she told me to meet her
at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics".
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
she put "Sagittarius".
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved.
[Edited on 07-01-2004 by J 11ESY]
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Nismo
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 thats my misus down to a capital T
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Jason Iles
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Capital T  who said tea
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Nismo
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ias im ill i made her make me 6 cups last night , she wasnt pleased
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Jason Iles
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You weren't that ill I got the MMS with your crazy hat on and you looked fine
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Nismo
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 wasnt me.
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M2RTY
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last night i picked my g.f up from college and she said she got 70 on her IT exam
I said "oh, 70 percent?"
she went "no, marks out of 100"
i was in tears for hours
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Leo
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PMSL @ she tried to drown a fish!!!
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Leo
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and the cordless phone
How blonde!!!
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
last night i picked my g.f up from college and she said she got 70 on her IT exam
I said "oh, 70 percent?"
she went "no, marks out of 100"
i was in tears for hours
PMSL
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
wasnt me.
Yes it was mofo 
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Leo
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Chessy - 
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Darren M
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cheesy did you nick traceys 'things to do today' list? 
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Jason Iles
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PMSL yesh Darren how'd you guess
hello Leo
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Darren M
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...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
cos she does this ^^^^^^ ALL the time
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
cheesy did you nick traceys 'things to do today' list?
pmsl
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
cos she does this ^^^^^^ ALL the time
quality
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Darren M
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oi boys, sshhooooosh
she obviously aint read this yet 
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Tom
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Funny as feck
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SXi_Si_2002
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Brightened up my dull afternoon at work!
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