si_reading
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Registered: 5th Apr 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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mate just sent me this site:
http://www.waitallday.com/
its quite good! 
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Mikeboy
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Registered: 12th Jun 02
Location: Wiltshire Drives: SXi DTi
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ha lol
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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dickhead
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Mikeboy
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Registered: 12th Jun 02
Location: Wiltshire Drives: SXi DTi
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be better if u mask the Url
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robtj
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Registered: 3rd Dec 03
Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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opps me is silly
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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aye, not bad dickhead
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si_reading
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Registered: 5th Apr 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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 i was sat there like a muppet for about 5 mins!
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mjw_2k2
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Registered: 18th Sep 03
Location: Anglesey, North Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by robtj
opps me is silly
 we all are
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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shit i was waiting for ages, then only realised the joke!
do'h
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Jason
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Registered: 5th Aug 03
Location: Northern Ireland
User status: Offline
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Welcome to waitallday - a unique monomedia experience.
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totalTime=0;
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<TABLE ALIGN="center" BORDER="0" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="100%">
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