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dj_mikey_k
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9th Feb 04 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A 4 year old girl walks in while her parents r havin sex
she says 2 them "mum i saw u and daddy havin sex"
her parents reply " no we wernt havin sex we were makin a cake "
so the daughter believed them
the next day she says 2 her parents " i saw u makin a cake"
they say "how do u no"
the girl replies "i no cause i licked the icing off the bed"
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Shelly
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9th Feb 04 at 13:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
parents and sex

ITS NOT ALLOWED
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9th Feb 04 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funny but sick!
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not true. Its only allowed once for each child, and never for pleasure.
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I hope im still givin it beans with i'm 80
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read it but was off the couch
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yep
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eurhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

pew pew pew pewwwww
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9th Feb 04 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ooohhh thats ssoo old and you told it wrong!

The girl is walking with her mum when she sees 2 dogs humping, she turns to her mum and asks, mum what they doing? to which her mum replies, making a cake, now hurry along anf stop looking! The next day her mum takes her to the zoo where they see 2 monkeys at it, again the girl points and asks, mam, what are they doing? The mum goes red and says, making a cake, come on lets go home! and then it leads on to your bit..

the next day she says 2 her parents " i saw u makin a cake"
they say "how do u no"
the girl replies "i no cause i licked the icing off the bed"
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won joke of the year about 4 years ago

 
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