Noonster
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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: East Yorkshire
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Sorry theya re in caps thats how it was sent to me and I cant be a*sed typing it up 
TWO BLONDES WALKED INTO A BUILDING YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN THE DOOR
BOOM BOOM
TWO ESSEX GIRLS SAT AT A BAR
ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER WHY HAVE U GOT A TAMPON BEHIND YOUR EAR
THE OTHER ONE SAYS OH SHIT WHERES MY CIG
BOOM BOOM
WHY CANT BLONDES COUNT TO 70?
CAUSE 69'S A MOUTHFULL
BOOM BOOM
WHY DID THE IRISH MAN CLIMB OVER THE GLASS WALL ?
TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
BOOM BOOM
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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boom boom
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chris_uk
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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awful
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Robbo
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Location: London
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Absolutely terri-dabla!!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Oh dear don,t give up your day job
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p1ummy
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Registered: 30th Jul 03
Location: A shithole called widnes
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a man was driving down the road one day when he seen a poloce man with a seped gun pointing at him.... the police officer stepped out in the road and pulled the man over... the police man started givin the man a ticket for speedin, and incoently asked the man his occupation.... the man replied... im a rectum stretcher.... the police man looked confused at him n asked what do you do then... the man replied... i stretch rectums..... firts i put 1 finger in... then 2 then my whole fist.. the police man was lookin quite worried at this point but was interested to know more.... then what he asked..... the man replied... i keep stretchin it untill its about 6 foot big.... then police officer asks... what the fuckinhell do you do with a 6 foot arse hole.... the man replied...
you give them a speed gun n stand them at the edge of the road! 
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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i thought the 2nd one was well funny! Just texted it to my step mum!
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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quote:
Originally posted by p1ummy
a man was driving down the road one day when he seen a poloce man with a seped gun pointing at him.... the police officer stepped out in the road and pulled the man over... the police man started givin the man a ticket for speedin, and incoently asked the man his occupation.... the man replied... im a rectum stretcher.... the police man looked confused at him n asked what do you do then... the man replied... i stretch rectums..... firts i put 1 finger in... then 2 then my whole fist.. the police man was lookin quite worried at this point but was interested to know more.... then what he asked..... the man replied... i keep stretchin it untill its about 6 foot big.... then police officer asks... what the fuckinhell do you do with a 6 foot arse hole.... the man replied...
you give them a speed gun n stand them at the edge of the road!
HAHAHHAHA!!
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p1ummy
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Registered: 30th Jul 03
Location: A shithole called widnes
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