Skinner
Member
Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
User status: Offline
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TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
>Yes = No
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>No = Yes
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>Maybe = No
>We need = I want
>I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
>We need to talk = I need to complain
>Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
>Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
>Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
>Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
>You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
>It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
>You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
>TV
>How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
>going to like
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>TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
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>I'm hungry = I'm hungry
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>I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
>I'm tired = I'm tired
>Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>I love you = Let's have sex now
>I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
>What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
>I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
>May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
>Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
>Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
>Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
>Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
>other guys
>You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you
>in the next ten minutes
>Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
>person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
>I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
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@ Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys