Skinner
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A man walks into a drug store with his
13-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms,
son....Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package."
The Dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack
and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college boys." the dad
answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses
THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. One for January,
one for February, one for March........"
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Gavin
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very good
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Adam-D
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like it
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MikeE
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Drew
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how old is that joke 
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the_legend_of_yrag
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T1NK
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CorsaHayley
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nice one!!!
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combatprojex
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
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think i best buy a 24 pack then... twice a month in my household!!
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
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Gavin
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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