Icy
Member
Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
User status: Offline
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> >THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
> >
> >8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
> >8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
> >8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
> > -open >presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
> > 9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
> >10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
> > 10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
> >12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
> >12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained
> > 17kg. 1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
> >3.00 Nap.
> >4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> > admirer. 4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong
> > but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect
> > body.
> >5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
> > length mirror.
> >7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> > received from other diners/dancers.
> >10.00 Hot shower (alone).
> >10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
> > 11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
> >11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
> >
> >THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
> >6.00 Alarm.
> >6.15 Blow job.
> >6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
> >7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> > naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
> >7.30 Limo arrives.
> >7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
> >9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
> >9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
> >9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
> >11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
> > Perignon. 12.15 Blow job.
> >12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
> >2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
> >2.30 Fly to Cairns.
> >3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude
> > who >also bend over a lot displaying growlers. 4.30 Land world record
> > Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
> >5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
> > over..naturally).
> >6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
> >7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised. 7.30
> > Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
> > steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits
> >9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
> > watch match of the day; Roosters beating Eels by golden goal
> >9 .30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending
> > over).
> >11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
> > 11.30 A night cap blow job.
> >11.45 In bed alone.
> >11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
> > leave the room
> >11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
>
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NormSXi
Member
Registered: 26th Sep 03
User status: Offline
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> >5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
> > over..naturally).
> >6.45 sh*t, Shower and Shave.
Oh yeah, perfect indeed!!
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