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Author Shmazin joke
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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   15th Mar 04 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry
five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Pablo
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FPMSL
Mad Moe
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Marcus_Foster
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Location: Bristol.....Drives: BMW E46
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15th Mar 04 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL - Im going to the Audi dealer mines a Quattro and i can only carry 2, 3 at the most.
Jason Iles
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15th Mar 04 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell them you want a quater of the money back
Marcus_Foster
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I will ring them up when i get home they sold me a piece of shit.
leeshez
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Quality
CorsaLad16v
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Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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pmsl
Tom
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Nismo
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AndyW
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thats fookin sveet

 
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