Danny P
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Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the
England squad?
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish.
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the
right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job
and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm
useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry
one, that's for sure.
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were
eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe.
I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the
Champions League?
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Reporter: Gordon, Agustin Delgado?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yoghurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to
get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take
it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.
Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there
This man is a legend 
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Gavin
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skysports shown clips of some of his interviews like after a game and that!
he has tp be the hardest man to ask a question to!
top class  
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Joff
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Who is Gordon Strachan??
Is he related to Michaela Strachan?
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Munchie
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Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take
it, yeah.
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Ryan L
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the guy is class used to think he was just a mad nutter but now makes me laugh
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Cavey
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Strachan (the manager) is a god, i love the things he comes out with
not as good as "An inch or two either side of the post and it would have been a goal" (whichever commentator said that)
BUT, Gordon Strachan comes out with some real gems, just to piss of the interviewers
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sxi boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
FMPSL
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Cavey
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"down negative man, down !"
[Edited on 25-03-2004 by Cavey]
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Noonster
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Location: East Yorkshire
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There was this one interview wherer he kept going on about someone being rated...... thats funny as hell
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LukeGSi
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funny man
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