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Drew

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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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27th Mar 04 at 08:37

http://grouphug.us/

some real fucked up people, makes a fun read

Drew

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Location: County Durham
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27th Mar 04 at 08:42

when i was thirteen i used to think i loved a guy i met off the net. he was in america, and i in australia. we never met. i thought he loved me too. i used to cry when we fought on msn.

ahh i was so gay back then. i am so embarassed.

PMSL

Drew

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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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27th Mar 04 at 08:44

when i was 15 i started going out with a nine year old,we where going out for a year before we had sex. We did it many times and by the time she was eleven i had got her pregnant. She had an abortion i think.

Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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27th Mar 04 at 10:55

stubbsy05

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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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27th Mar 04 at 12:40

"I like to steal old peoples toliet paper. I like it a lot."

LMFAO

LukeGSi

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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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27th Mar 04 at 12:53

I always slow down when I'm crossing a road, just to piss the drivers off.
Hell, im on foot in the cold/rain/wind, you're in a great big warm metal killing machine, I'm sure an extra 3 seconds off your day won't hurt. Cunts.

Freaks

LoudandProud

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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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27th Mar 04 at 12:54

Every morning I'm late to school because i have to have at least 20 minutes of sexual intercourse AND foreplay. I"m a senior now and this actually is "affeting" my grades

And yer spelling love

Thoday

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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27th Mar 04 at 12:54

quote:
Originally posted by Alex.S
"I like to steal old peoples toliet paper. I like it a lot."

LMFAO

very first one.. cudnt read no more

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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27th Mar 04 at 14:04

I cant help it, sometimes I jerk more then 10 times a day, I get extremely horny - every day.

Dave

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Registered: 26th Feb 01
Location: Lancs
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27th Mar 04 at 14:17

Once I was making fun of a retarded girl to my friend, and it turned out to be his sister.

Drew

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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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27th Mar 04 at 16:52

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
Once I was making fun of a retarded girl to my friend, and it turned out to be his sister.

Dave

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Registered: 26th Feb 01
Location: Lancs
User status: Offline

27th Mar 04 at 17:00

Quality site, I was feeling a bit down this morning but after realising just how many complete freaks there are in the world I'm as happy as a pig in shit

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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27th Mar 04 at 17:07

LMAO

groom

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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: In front of my pc
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27th Mar 04 at 17:48

26117930 i know a guy who likes to go by the name of vibrio i will keep his real name anonymous but sometimes i feel like i would like to have rampant gay sex with him in the back of a punto GT

leni

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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27th Mar 04 at 17:55

i get horny while watching girls brush their teeth, especially when they are in their pajamas. it makes me want to "badger the witness."

GLSi GUY

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Registered: 5th May 02
Location: Preston, Lancs
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27th Mar 04 at 18:09

my life is pointless. my job is so boring, i do nothing all day long. no friends where i live now. no significant other. nothing. i keep this secret from my friends far away. i tell them lies. i do it to make myself feel better, but the truth is i don't. i feel worse. i'm such a loser.

sounds like L33 LEG

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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27th Mar 04 at 18:10

quote:
Originally posted by groom
26117930 i know a guy who likes to go by the name of vibrio i will keep his real name anonymous but sometimes i feel like i would like to have rampant gay sex with him in the back of a punto GT

vibrio

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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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27th Mar 04 at 18:16

sad people

groom

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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: In front of my pc
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27th Mar 04 at 18:47

quote:
Originally posted by GLSi GUY
my life is pointless. my job is so boring, i do nothing all day long. no friends where i live now. no significant other. nothing. i keep this secret from my friends far away. i tell them lies. i do it to make myself feel better, but the truth is i don't. i feel worse. i'm such a loser.

sounds like L33 LEG

hmm l33 LEG seems to be on your mind alot lately, i havent read ne of ur posts without seeing his name

Phil321

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Registered: 10th Mar 01
Location: Manchester
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27th Mar 04 at 21:23

Crazy........

670958549 When my mate was asleep I shat on his face.

571856162 i fingered a dog under my neighbors bed. i was 14.

I also get upset about packaging, but that’s only sometimes.

548077724 I went to Tulsa this weekend just to rack some servers but ended up having a homosexual affair with a coworker.

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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28th Mar 04 at 00:05

I hate the people I work with, sometimes I wish they would just fucking die so I could get some peace and quiet

PMSL

GLSi GUY

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Registered: 5th May 02
Location: Preston, Lancs
User status: Offline

28th Mar 04 at 00:19

quote:
Originally posted by groom

quote:
Originally posted by GLSi GUY
my life is pointless. my job is so boring, i do nothing all day long. no friends where i live now. no significant other. nothing. i keep this secret from my friends far away. i tell them lies. i do it to make myself feel better, but the truth is i don't. i feel worse. i'm such a loser.

sounds like L33 LEG

hmm l33 LEG seems to be on your mind alot lately, i havent read ne of ur posts without seeing his name

i looooove L33 LEG

charcoalgrill

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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
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28th Mar 04 at 11:16

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When I was 11, me and my best friend had a huge crush on couple of girls from our class. At school we put really obscene notes on the girls' desks. At home, when our parents were away, we used to pretend to be the girls and fucked each other. In fact it was usually more like dry humping each other naked. The one being fucked tried to moan with a girly voice. We did this for like a year and never got caught.

I'm a heterosexual, but I still only like sex from behind.

GLSi GUY

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Registered: 5th May 02
Location: Preston, Lancs
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28th Mar 04 at 11:27

WHAT THE FUCK???? lol thats dodgey shit!

Craig6682

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Registered: 8th Apr 03
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28th Mar 04 at 11:38

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