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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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31st Mar 04 at 13:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his ... umm ... you know ... in a vice. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to ... to ... cut it off, are you?!?"

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Pablo
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PMSL
drunkenfool
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Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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fuckin hell thats torture!
L330wnz
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31st Mar 04 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

GRRRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTT
Drew
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oldie but still
Graham
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