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Skinner
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> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
trolley when they aren't looking.
> >
> > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
> > intervals.
> >
> > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
> >
> > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
> > 10 (or code 6)at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
> >
> > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
> >
> > 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> > 7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
> > invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> > 8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> > "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.
> >
> > 10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> >
> > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.
> >
> > 12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels.
> >
> > 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
> > "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
> >
> > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume
the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
> >
> > 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
> > toilet paper in here!"

[Edited on 12-04-2004 by Skinner]
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Mattb
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as for number 4, make it a code 6, thats a shoplifter
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14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume
the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

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quality
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> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
trolley when they aren't looking
Adam-D
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u know i wish i had a digital vid cam
me and marc would go to local shopping centre and try every one

would make a great laugh
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thats funny as hell

sigibbons
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaHayley
quality


SNAP
Joff
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Fill up a trolley with frozen products and leave it around the home and leisure department.
drunkenfool
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my mate used to work in tesco, and he would tie the security tags onto people's trolleys when they werent looking, so it set the alarm off!
Icy
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this has cheered me up alot
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That is foooooooooking ace
Skinner
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> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
trolley when they aren't looking.

this i think il try
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Yep gonna do that condom one or spot a lone male shopper and hide loads of 'ladies things' in his trolly
Skinner
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^^^^

[Edited on 13-04-2004 by Skinner]

 
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