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Pablo

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21st Apr 04 at 08:14

>Mens' Rules
>
>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
>rules from the male side. These are our rules:-
>
>1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try
>to change that.
>
>2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
>down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
>about you leaving it down.
>
>3. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
>tides. Let it be.
>
>4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
>that way.
>
>5. Crying is blackmail.
>
>6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
>not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
>it!
>
>7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
>8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
>what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>
>10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
>fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
>12. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>
>13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
>ways
>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
>14. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
>done.
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
>15. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials.
>
>16. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
>
>17. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
>Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Lilac is a flower. We have no
>idea what mauve is.
>
>18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>hassle.
>
>20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
>you don't want to hear.
>
>21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
>Really.
>
>22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
>discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.
>
>23. You have enough clothes.
>
>24. You have too many shoes.
>
>25. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
>26. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
>settee tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
>camping.
>
>Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
>
>Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!

Icy

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21st Apr 04 at 08:16

Tom

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21st Apr 04 at 08:49

Seen b4 but still

vibrio

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21st Apr 04 at 08:51

spam

Skinner

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21st Apr 04 at 08:53

pmsl

Sam.S

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21st Apr 04 at 08:58

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the settee tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Demo

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21st Apr 04 at 09:13

quality paulo

leeshez

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21st Apr 04 at 09:20

Here here paul

neiliosxi

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21st Apr 04 at 09:39

lol: lmao!

Scott M

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21st Apr 04 at 12:59

mjw_2k2

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21st Apr 04 at 13:08

>Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!

Miss Sjo

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21st Apr 04 at 14:36

fools

TNM

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21st Apr 04 at 14:37

ooooolld.

blackula

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21st Apr 04 at 16:57

Not only is that old its fucking annoying, I personally have nothing against football and people being into sport, but that sterotypical lads football thing is fucking shite.

Saturday is a fucking good day to go shopping and blow some cash, its not just for women, in facy I like 'shopping' more than my woman.

Most of the guys I know are not particularly into cars either, and will ge pissed off if you talk about that.

I fuckin hate stereotypical shite, and think its partly why most relationships go tits up.

Gavin

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21st Apr 04 at 17:02

u tell them p4ul

pew pew pew pewwwww

Shane

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21st Apr 04 at 17:14

PMSL

Ben

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21st Apr 04 at 20:31

quote:
Originally posted by blackula
Not only is that old its fucking annoying, I personally have nothing against football and people being into sport, but that sterotypical lads football thing is fucking shite.

Saturday is a fucking good day to go shopping and blow some cash, its not just for women, in facy I like 'shopping' more than my woman.

Most of the guys I know are not particularly into cars either, and will ge pissed off if you talk about that.

I fuckin hate stereotypical shite, and think its partly why most relationships go tits up.

shut up u miserable fucker

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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21st Apr 04 at 20:36

wot a cock, bla bla bla thats not me *cry cry* give a shit u cock its a joke ffs

anyone that knows me knows i dont watch footy but ffs i dont cry tis funny now go buy a new handbag

blackula

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21st Apr 04 at 21:40

how about u suck my cock u cheeky little fuck

blackula

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21st Apr 04 at 21:41

the both of u

Spence

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21st Apr 04 at 21:47

paul u find sum stupid things 2 post but neva the less still

jo_jess

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21st Apr 04 at 21:48

>22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
>discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars. I LIKE

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