Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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> > A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
> > husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
> > gentle, I'm still a virgin."
> >
> >
> > "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
> > married ten times?"
> >
> >
> > "Well, husband No.1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
> > great it's going to be," she said.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how
> > it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get
> > back to me.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
> > diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
> > order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
> > wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
> > state-of-the-art method.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
> > how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was
> > never sure how to position it.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
> >
> >
> > "Husband No. 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. .....God
> > I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" said the
> > bride.
> >
> >
> > "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
> >
> >
> > "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
> >
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Robbo
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R Lee
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Nismo
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Darren
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DanielJ
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I have a product but am not sure how to position it
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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ha ha ha ha
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