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J da Silva
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9th May 04 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he wants to buy an old lada or skoda, stick a 2litre turbo in it, and have a sticker on the back saying 'old man wants to race'

then have some cardboard signs inside the car to hold up saying 'old man has shit you' and ' you aint a patch on old man

hes bought a fake father christmas beard to wear whilst driving it round the local car hangabout looking for boyracer twats

[Edited on 09-05-04 by VenomTurbo]
Adam-D
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Shane
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wicked he should do it
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by netrix
wicked he should do it


he is doing it, bought the engine from a scrappy today

[Edited on 09-05-04 by VenomTurbo]
Joff
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vibrio does this already...
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
vibrio does this already...



Paul_J
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If your dad does this - he is a top bloke

Just imagining him pulling up at some lights with this beard, some neds with their music playing next to him and revving their 1.2 clio / nova / corsa / whatever - and he just blasts away 'ho ho ho'ing
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
If your dad does this - he is a top bloke

Just imagining him pulling up at some lights with this beard, some neds with their music playing next to him and revving their 1.2 clio / nova / corsa / whatever - and he just blasts away 'ho ho ho'ing



hes a bit poorly in the head, he used to blow rst's away in his escort estate, looked like a hurse with a brown strip on it,very old car, stuck a stupid engine in it
leeshez
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9th May 04 at 22:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just hope it is not to rusy or it might fall to bits
LukeGSi
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1600power
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lmao ur dad sounds like a legend! much respect to him
Matt H
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10th May 04 at 00:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ho ho ho tish! ho ho ho tish!
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Just hope it is not to rusy or it might fall to bits


been on phone this morning, gunna strengthen all bodywork to take twist
Tom
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PMSL tell him to ditch the beard tho - that's just weird
J da Silva
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10th May 04 at 08:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
PMSL tell him to ditch the beard tho - that's just weird



no no no you need humour in our lives
Tom
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10th May 04 at 08:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If the Po-lice see him he is wankered tho will look like a 'weird old man'
J da Silva
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10th May 04 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they will arrest him for having a beard?
Adam-CorsaC18s
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10th May 04 at 11:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it is a crime to have a beard - dint you know?

He a bit handy wi cars then ya dad?
L330wnz
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Pablo
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My dad wants the contash replica
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
it is a crime to have a beard - dint you know?

He a bit handy wi cars then ya dad?


yes, used to work for major vaux dealers, kirkby central, did some work on jimmy mcraes chevette rally car

if i could have nicked his services my for my let i would have had it on road for january, took me a bastard month
Adam-CorsaC18s
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10th May 04 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How come ya dint get him on job then?

Wish I was good at mechanics.
J da Silva
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because he was working away in newmarket, he gave up mechanics in 1991, he's now a fireprotective paint sprayer. i also do fireproofing, but work for my own firm, set up on my own
Adam-CorsaC18s
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good man - business good for ya?
I set up on my own in Jan and never looked back...
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
good man - business good for ya?
I set up on my own in Jan and never looked back...


yeah its great, because my job is a specialist job there isnt many people good at it, therefore when i set a price, if the contractors dont like it, i have the power to tell em 'shove it then' as i can find lots of work with just one phone call

 
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