PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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He's been getting calls of some seriously fcuked up bint with a kid who she dont know who the father is, and she's been sayin things like she wants him to be her bloke & the father of this kid...
So I just told him to tell her to get fcuked, straight off! she's a rite headcase, she'd get on well with norman bates!! I just told him to tell her go seek some professional help...
She fcuks on the first date, but looks like a hippo on a take-away binge!
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
She fcuks on the first date, but looks like a hippo on a take-away binge!
 remind me to put that line in my diary
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Why does he need advising on saying "GTF"??
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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Originally posted by 16vmarc
Why does he need advising on saying "GTF"??
he is weak
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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gewt her round and both fuck her, then tell her GTF
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ChazSXi
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire
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does she take it up the bum  if she does then let him go for it until she's to loose then tell her to GTF
[Edited on 10-05-2004 by ChazSXi]
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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^an inspired plan...
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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I dont think she does...
She is a complete weirdo though... its like the lights are on but everyone inside's imigrated to another country!
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
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quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
Why does he need advising on saying "GTF"??
how do you pronouce that
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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In a Yorkshire accent lad
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Skinz
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Registered: 15th May 03
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I feel we need pics in order to help assess this bint
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1600power
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Registered: 22nd Apr 04
Location: Shropshire Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
I feel we need pics in order to help assess this bint
I concur, pics help to build up a better profile of the situation.....
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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quote:
She is a complete weirdo though... its like the lights are on but everyone inside's imigrated to another country!
ha ha ha i like that
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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Just tell your bro to tell this fubar'd bint that he likes to rape dogs and set them on fire - its a sure fire way to make a woman never call you back. My mate... yeah thats right... my mate, did it once.
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