Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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Who would have thought?
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next
question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the
facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
Candidate B
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates
would be your choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
Remember:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 a re currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have beenarrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of US in line!
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Anton2K3
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Registered: 24th Jan 03
Location: Peterborough
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Interesting facts....specially the beethoven one
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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more interesting shit to fill my brain with  
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by netrix
more interesting shit to fill my brain with
thing is i dont remeber shit from colledge but il rember most of this
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Rebrabuk
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Registered: 28th Mar 04
Location: North East
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I said no to question 1 and i voted for Winston Churchill for question 2. 
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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hitler was one of the greatest leaders of all time, a fukin twisted bastard yes, but a great leader also
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Rebrabuk
I said no to question 1 and i voted for Winston Churchill for question 2.
Me too
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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i killed beetwhoven
and voted for churchill
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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obviously the germans will see hitler in the same light we saw churchill, maybe they thought churchill was evil? 
but my honest answers were....
candidate c
dont abort the baby(no respect for girls/couples who abort their child)
and i guessed at ford dealers in south yorkshire
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