drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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A Blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she
accidentally cut up a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his
pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded
the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her
car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh
you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his
truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her
she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires. Now she's laughing.The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and
sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is
about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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hahahahahahahaha
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chanel
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Registered: 27th Jan 04
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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PMSL
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Woollard
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Registered: 20th Nov 01
Location: MK _________________ Drives :BMW 330ci
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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very gud 
pew pew pew pewwwww
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cossie_corsa
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Registered: 15th Nov 03
Location: Newport
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A man comes home to find his girlfriend at the table in tears over a jigsaw puzzle. "i just can't get it to look anything like the tiger on the box". The man says "there there hon, go and put the kettle on and i'll put those frosties back in the box".
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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LMAO
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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a blond woman was driving down the road over the limit and she sees flashing lights from the police behind her so she pulls over
a blond police woman steps out of the car and walks down to the blond driver and asks for her license. the blond driver replies to the blond police woman and asks what it looks like. the police woman says its a wee rectangle thing with your picture on it.
the blond woman looks through her handbag and pulls out her pocket mirror and hands it over. the blond police woman looks at it and says "ah if i would have knew you were a police woman i wouldnt have stopped you!"
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Trucido
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Registered: 14th Jun 03
Location: Bristol
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lmao
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