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Originally posted by P4UL
> > > > Defence Attorney: What is your age?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,
> > > > what happened to you?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing
> > > > on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young
> > > > man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Why not?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that
> > > > since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: What happened next?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Why not?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me
> > > > feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: What happened next?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I
> > > > just laid down and said to him..."Take me ....young man...Take me!"
> > > >
> > > > Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
> > > >
> > > > Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
> > > > And that's when I shot the little bastard.

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