Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh shit'. It cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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ROFLAO  'appy
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waynep
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Registered: 20th Apr 02
Location: london
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heard b4 still a poor punchline tho
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Red_SXi
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Registered: 23rd Sep 02
Location: Dunstable Drives: 52 Plate BMW 3 M Sport Coupe
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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lol
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Holly C
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Registered: 27th Apr 04
Location: Gosport, Hampshire
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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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old ones are still the best
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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hmmmmmm 
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