Stoneyginger
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Registered: 25th Jan 01
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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches..... A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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drunkenfool
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Looks like it better have sex again soon then!  Its been 2 weeks. Altho hoping to sleep with the new gf on thurs nite.
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Stoneyginger
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You've got it all planned eh mate 
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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I wish I was having sex 
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
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knew most of this so the missus cant use the 'i got a headache excuse'
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Stoneyginger
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J11 use your hand 
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Stoneyginger
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Or hire a trainer and say that she was just giving you exercise
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Holly C
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Registered: 27th Apr 04
Location: Gosport, Hampshire
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That is so true, I think sex is great
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoneyginger
Or hire a trainer and say that she was just giving you exercise
Good thinking *grabs yellow pages*
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