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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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   3rd Jun 04 at 07:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one
was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,
dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you
going?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah,
not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick p**.. How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have
to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me
answering
everything I say."




Morning muthafuckas
Holly C
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Registered: 27th Apr 04
Location: Gosport, Hampshire
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3rd Jun 04 at 08:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
michelle
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Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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modded_corsa
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Location: Middlesbrough
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LukeGSi
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Wayne
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Registered: 19th May 04
Location: Haslingden, Lancashire
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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3rd Jun 04 at 08:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not really a joke is it kolin? it happend to you this morning didnt it?
Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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3rd Jun 04 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL

Quality
Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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Colin
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3rd Jun 04 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
not really a joke is it kolin? it happend to you this morning didnt it?



Noooooo

 
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