Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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>A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class
>gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
>
>The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
>She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for 'Economy' and
>that she will have to go and sit in the back.
>
>The blonde replies 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
>and I'm staying right here!'
>
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
>co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class
>that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
>
>The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
>she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place
>and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
>
>The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
>and I'm staying right here!'
>
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
>probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
>blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>
>The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to
>a blonde, and I speak blonde!'
>
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh,
>I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
>economy section.
>
>The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he
>said to make her move without any fuss.
>
>The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".
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Pablo
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ROFLMFAO 
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Tom
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Andy Stocker
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FPMSL
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pmsl
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Dan B
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PMSL!
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