Colin
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>Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bill
> >and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance
> >takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his
> >wife."
> > Bill says,
> >"OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 2 hours
> >later, he comes back carrying a case of Stella Artois. Charlie says,
> >"Where did
> >you get that, Bill?" "Steve's wife gave it to me." "That's
unbelievable,
> >you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
> > Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to
> >her,'You must
> >be Steve's widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Bet
you
> >a case of Stella you are!"
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