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J20PHL

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Registered: 28th Sep 03
Location: Crowthorne, Berkshire
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28th Jun 04 at 15:57

bad day for me chaps,

1. woke up this morning to my mum finding a porno DVD that i left in the DVD player

2. had a shower, got out to realise i hadnt washed the soap of my head ( realised when i had put all clothes on except T-shirt)

3. Went to McDonalds for breakfast and got stuck in the drive through due to a serious lack in turning circle. had to reverse out

i know something else will happen soon

i am cursed

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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28th Jun 04 at 15:58

Dude

sassyminx

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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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28th Jun 04 at 16:12

makes me feel lucky nearly

Gavin

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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28th Jun 04 at 16:13

its nava a good idea to leave ur porno clips in the players :lol;

pew pew pew pewwwww

Tim

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28th Jun 04 at 16:37

What vid was it?

I brought all my dvd's home from uni, and my dad saw the pile and had a flick through to see what I had (with me standing there)... one porno one musta got mixed up in there so when he asked what the 'Private Gold 4' DVD-R was I just went bright red "it's not mine"...

MatthewR

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Location: Rickmansworth
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28th Jun 04 at 16:38

Tim

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28th Jun 04 at 16:46

Can't find it now -- bet the cunt has borrowed it

sxi16vjoe

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28th Jun 04 at 16:47

What a bad day!!

Colin

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28th Jun 04 at 16:53

My dad just told me ive gotta stop wanking into my socks cos it makes it difficult to wash them

Theres a box of Kleenex at the side of the bed now too

Adam-D

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28th Jun 04 at 18:30

J20PHL

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Location: Crowthorne, Berkshire
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28th Jun 04 at 23:58

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
My dad just told me ive gotta stop wanking into my socks cos it makes it difficult to wash them

Theres a box of Kleenex at the side of the bed now too

socks!!! just use the walls

J20PHL

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Registered: 28th Sep 03
Location: Crowthorne, Berkshire
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28th Jun 04 at 23:59

quote:
Originally posted by Tim
What vid was it?

I brought all my dvd's home from uni, and my dad saw the pile and had a flick through to see what I had (with me standing there)... one porno one musta got mixed up in there so when he asked what the 'Private Gold 4' DVD-R was I just went bright red "it's not mine"...

it was a french one - le' dressure or summin like that. not too bad at all!

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