Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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"I better tell you my name"
"Why?"
"So you know what to scream later"
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L330wnz
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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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^^ sure u dont.. 
"is ur daddy a thief?"
"why?"
"coz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes"
cheeeeeese  
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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quote:
Originally posted by L330wnz
^^ sure u dont..
"is ur daddy a thief?"
"why?"
"coz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes"
cheeeeeese
thats what i was trying to remember .....
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L330wnz
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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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muhahaha ultimate cheesey line
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michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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Is your name gilette?
No why?
Cause you're the best a man can get.
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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dont use chat up lines very often just the powers of the eyes or let them come to me but mine are
my mate reconded i could get you to talk to me (and she will reply) and then say whilst im over her do you want a drink.
ooooor im sure you went to my school! (which has worked!
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Andy_S
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Manchester
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See that guy over there (point to your mate), he wants to know, if you'll go with me?
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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oi ugly, wanna shag?
oi oi sugar, no not you the other lump!
oi sexy where u been all my life?? on a fuckin diet!!!!!
for some reason im still a virgin 
[Edited on 27-07-2004 by AndyW]
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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-Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
-No
-Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?
To a Girl wearing denim or at a line dancing convention.
-Hey there little lady. Do you wanna go to the little house on the prarie. To see how the deer and the antelope play?
-I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.
-I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
-I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.
ive used that!
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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'show us your tits, or i'll buy some other bitch a drink'
[Edited on 27-07-04 by VenomTurbo]
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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oh for fuck sake love i was only trying to get in ya knickers!!
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Greg_M
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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can i have your phone number because ive lost mine
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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will u bend over n help look for my contact lenses whilst i cop a feel of ur boobehs and pummel u from behind whilst singin Tom Jones *its not unusual* ? please?
i sometimes wonder why my girlfriend loves me i come out with sum weird shit!
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