Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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1. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash
and it is gone.
2. The only time the world beats a path to your door
is if you're in the bathroom.
3. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
4. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash
out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the
whole house.
5. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending
machines and a large trash can.
6. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic
might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told
me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
7. My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went
to see how he was and found him writing frantically on
a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and
he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will?
What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to
bite!"
8. As we slide down the banister of life, may the
splinters never point the wrong way.
9. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to
wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any
loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
10 When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping,"
now I just "chunky dunk."
11. The early bird still has to eat worms.
12. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is
eating them.
13. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not
be able to tell the difference.
14. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our
life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and
start all over?
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
16. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I
think that's what he said.
17. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in
school, but they can in prison?
18. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
would have started with something called labor!
19. Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat
cells live forever.
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Matt H
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your mother is like a shotgun. 1 cock & she blows
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Stuckey
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i thought this thread said deep throats
erm 
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
your mother is like a shotgun. 1 cock & she blows
haha ^^^ 
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
i thought this thread said deep throats
erm
I was gonna have the title as 'Deep Thoughts... (Not Deep Throats)' but then I thought you all might think I was strange
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CorsaLad16v
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u did have the title as deep thoughts 
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Stuckey
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
u did have the title as deep thoughts
i thought that too, but i din't say anything incase i was being dumb
[Edited on 28-07-2004 by Stuckey]
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
u did have the title as deep thoughts
i thought that too, but i din't say anything incase i was being cumb
being cumb, sorry but
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Stuckey
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
u did have the title as deep thoughts
i thought that too, but i din't say anything incase i was being cumb
being cumb, sorry but
OMG i will leave now before i look like even more of a prat 
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