Robertio_uk
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Nottingham
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it is a bit long but well worth it lol
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party . The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good
time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away
he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As
her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to
him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new
partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go
as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life .......
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