Marc
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Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to
really f**k you over.
Aston Villa - Dido
One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
Birmingham City - Maria Carey
Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick.
Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.
Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
Always looks like she might go down but never does.
Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises.
Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher
Hated by millions, supported by idiots.
Everton - Barbara Windsor
Been laughing at those t1ts so long we forget that once upon a time they
actually looked quite good.
Fulham - Andrea Corr
Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame.
Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
Generally a bit cr@p and second rate really, but some people like her.
Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
Dirty.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put
together.
Man City - Madonna
Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new
home though
Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t1ts. Quite repulsive really.
Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of.
Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.
Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's
going to do next.
Southampton - Kylie Minogue
Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're not huge and you've got a bit
of a soft spot.
Spurs - Ulrika Johnson
Can look good, but get a good beating now and then.
If this has already been posted you can fuck off 
[Edited on 02-08-2004 by Marc]
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Nismo
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allready posted and the taxi is booked 
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
allready posted and the taxi is booked
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
If this has already been posted you can fuck off
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danny boyo
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excuse me jfh and viduka i think were more like jordan up front plenty of it
[Edited on 02-08-2004 by danny boyo]
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Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
allready posted and the taxi is booked
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
If this has already been posted you can fuck off
Yeah i booked the taxi to fuck off 
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Marc
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Nismo
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*automated reply as Nemo has fucked off*
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